Don’t stifle your emotions my handsome prince, that story was overflowing with artistic genius.
This morn I felt a subtle buzz on my hip, I gently reached to retrieve my cell phone to see my dads number. I was overcome with exultation. My dad hasn’t called since General JBE issued his orders to quarantine. I excitedly said hello then he proceeds to tell me that the bald guy should get an Emmy for that story on the old people.
He suddenly hangs up before I could tell him about the poor audio quality captured within the piece.
I dream of the day we can trollop to the fruit stand, I haven’t had the desire to partake in a fresh banana since we were torn from each other.
Never fear, for one day I will pull that wife beater over my taut body and partake of a ripe banana like old times.
Can Ms Gail call Ms Ty and tell her what matrimonial duties consist of???
Left Eye Daquano